Retarded Smash Bros. Brawl, Episode 1, Prologue by Swoopy1116, literature
Literature
Retarded Smash Bros. Brawl, Episode 1, Prologue
January 31st, 1998
Mario: You aren't winning, Bowser!
Bowser: I already won, Mario!
Mario: Really? You only have one life left, I have 5! sees a smash ball speaking of which. breaks the smash ball and does the Mario Finale on Bowser, killing him
January 30th, 2008
Mario and Luigi are playfighting
Mario: I can't believe Bowser has been erased from existence for ten years as of tomorrow. It feels like yesterday.
Luigi: I bet.
Mario: I still remember the Mario Finale, how awesome it was, only time I ever used it.
Luigi: I bet it was awesome.
Mario: I'm turning in, Peach and I are going to Isle Delfino, taking a plane, you are welcome to
Fight For A Prize, Episode 2, Restaurants by Swoopy1116, literature
Literature
Fight For A Prize, Episode 2, Restaurants
Star: Ugh, I'm, like, so mad we lost.
Hive: I'm not happy about it either.
Star: Chocolate failed as a captain!
Bagel: Yeah, I don't like Chocolate either, he won't stop calling me Donut. I'm a fucking bagel for fuck sake, Donut is a BFB character!
Star: Star for new captain!
Every Member Of Team Sweet Except Chocolate: YEAH!
Chocolate: Aw...
Chocolate: Rachel, Star is stealing my title as team captain!
Rachel: Not my problem, should have took better care of your team.
Chocolate: *cries obnoxiously*
Rachel: Shut up, I want to get to the challenge and you're crying is distracting.
Chocolate: *stops and sulks*
Rachel: Next challenge, you make a
Spoilers: This series is probably gonna blow, but that's intentional, as I am making it to make fun of my younger self, so, it's not canon.
Characters
Primary Characters
Hugo Travis- A red beaver who is a ruthless sociopath, his favorite hobby is killing people. Hugo is very homophobic, and often threatens his transgender ex, Clyde, whenever he hits on him. Hugo also has occasional racist episodes. Despite his horrible traits, he is loyal to his very few friends, and while he does mistreat them, he sets his limits when doing so.
Ryan Stark- A green basilisk who is Hugo's best friend. Unlike Hugo, Ryan is, for the most part, calm and coll
Retarded Smash Bros. Brawl, Episode 1, Prologue by Swoopy1116, literature
Literature
Retarded Smash Bros. Brawl, Episode 1, Prologue
January 31st, 1998
Mario: You aren't winning, Bowser!
Bowser: I already won, Mario!
Mario: Really? You only have one life left, I have 5! sees a smash ball speaking of which. breaks the smash ball and does the Mario Finale on Bowser, killing him
January 30th, 2008
Mario and Luigi are playfighting
Mario: I can't believe Bowser has been erased from existence for ten years as of tomorrow. It feels like yesterday.
Luigi: I bet.
Mario: I still remember the Mario Finale, how awesome it was, only time I ever used it.
Luigi: I bet it was awesome.
Mario: I'm turning in, Peach and I are going to Isle Delfino, taking a plane, you are welcome to
Fight For A Prize, Episode 2, Restaurants by Swoopy1116, literature
Literature
Fight For A Prize, Episode 2, Restaurants
Star: Ugh, I'm, like, so mad we lost.
Hive: I'm not happy about it either.
Star: Chocolate failed as a captain!
Bagel: Yeah, I don't like Chocolate either, he won't stop calling me Donut. I'm a fucking bagel for fuck sake, Donut is a BFB character!
Star: Star for new captain!
Every Member Of Team Sweet Except Chocolate: YEAH!
Chocolate: Aw...
Chocolate: Rachel, Star is stealing my title as team captain!
Rachel: Not my problem, should have took better care of your team.
Chocolate: *cries obnoxiously*
Rachel: Shut up, I want to get to the challenge and you're crying is distracting.
Chocolate: *stops and sulks*
Rachel: Next challenge, you make a
Spoilers: This series is probably gonna blow, but that's intentional, as I am making it to make fun of my younger self, so, it's not canon.
Characters
Primary Characters
Hugo Travis- A red beaver who is a ruthless sociopath, his favorite hobby is killing people. Hugo is very homophobic, and often threatens his transgender ex, Clyde, whenever he hits on him. Hugo also has occasional racist episodes. Despite his horrible traits, he is loyal to his very few friends, and while he does mistreat them, he sets his limits when doing so.
Ryan Stark- A green basilisk who is Hugo's best friend. Unlike Hugo, Ryan is, for the most part, calm and coll
So as some of you may have seen with my previous journal, posted on Friday, April 6th, I have ran into WAY too much drama on this account, and, I just have to move accounts, the drama is taking a big toll on my mental health. I am not linking my account, as it will attract the trolls, degenerates, assholes and scumbags I have dealt with recently. Maybe one day, I will check in, note people I trust, all that good stuff, but for now, I am done with this account.
Goodbye to this account, 6/24/2012-4/14/2018
I am just getting it out there that I am moving accounts. Why, you ask? Well, I am in way too much drama with this account, and it's just not worth the stress. I will immediately note people I completely trust through my new account. If you want to know my account, but wasn't noted, comment and I will note you through my new account if I trust you enough. Just a reminder, I will completely stop using this account on April 13th, so if you want my new account, ask before the deadline.
Just because Trump is not exactly the best president, doesn't mean he deserves to be killed, you fucking accident. Besides, there are worse presidents, and you do realize if Trump dies, before his term is up, we have to deal with Pence, right? Pence is worse than Trump for many fucking reasons. So do you really think Trump is Hitler Jr.?